i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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