We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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