i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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