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Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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