i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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