you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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