What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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