Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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