Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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