Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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