3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
So squirting runs in the family.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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