you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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