i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I need a beard to bite.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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