they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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