On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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