the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
