my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize