Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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