The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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