Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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