It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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