no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Randomize
