I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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