What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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