I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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