Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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