you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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