brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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