....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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