spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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