It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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