Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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