when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
the day after is always just damage control
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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