: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Rumble strips road head = magical
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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