Nicole vs. Life
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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