he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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