Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
