it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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