At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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