I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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