just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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