What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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