no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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