Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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