so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
