I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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