If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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