your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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