Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
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