I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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