Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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