32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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