uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
