it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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